can we give it up for Suzanne Collins for fucking off into oblivion with her money after hunger games fucking destroyed the YA market for like 6 years. everything YA was dystopian “EVERYONES IN A DIFFERENT QUADRANT” shit from 2010 to 2016 and we didnt hear a peep from her. true fucking power.

dead-mall-commune:

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Gone Girl is Fight Club for girls and gays but actually good.

fuks:

swordsdance:

i didn’t know casey frey was a professional dancer i thought he was just fucked up

theliftingyogi:

liquid-hunny:

This is too accurate lol

Y’all

avvocarlo:

everybody online is like oh cum this and cum that… what ever happened to the fear of god? 😑

toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors